peter: i hate it when people say that i can “do whatever a spider can”
tony: well, can’t you?
peter: i can think of many things a spider can do that i can’t. i can’t crawl into someone’s ear and die, i can’t legally leave guatemala without a passport, i can’t have sex with a spider —
steve: can we change the subject
loki: let him finish talking
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises.
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I’m at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ????????
MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT
Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude
thats ol’ salty shoes sam
doot:
you: 4/20
me, an intellectual: 1/5
Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Wtf????
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.